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Archive for Toys
Ladies, Gentlemen, now envisage the ultimate Celebrity Death Match .. no this doesn’t include Lindsay, Paris, Nicole or a sad scene kid, our fantasy combatants are …
NB: Not safe for work.
1. Wilfred the
passive aggressive bong smoking dog who thinks he’s human…
2. The Threatening Bears …
Who would triumph? ABC or SBS ratings? The novelty fabric section in Spotlight? How would Wilfred deal with the Kransky Sisters? Would the bears headbutt wussy Adam? Decide!
ERRATA: The Sideshow is going to be “rested” on the ABC until August, due to Doctor Who series three.
“The Runaway Bride” series opener has, wait for it – Catherine Tate in a special guest role.
What a fucking liberty! Damn whats nicer on a Saturday winter evening? A entire box of assorted chocolates or a tray of tiramisu? Decisions, decisions. BTW – have a play with this. Guaranteed to scare most cats out of the house.
Figure 1. Love that streamlined retro stylin’
This is bike gadget is seriously Hot. I rediscovered it while cleaning out the shed last weekend. It’s actually designed to be a bicycle AM-FM radio, front light, small LCD clock with bonus sub-woofer speaker, headphone jack and stylish black carry strap. Now seriously, doesn’t this tidy unit lay waste on any fancypants MP3 player on the market?
Although I have to quietly admit, the doppler effect at speeds over 20kph makes listening to the footy slightly difficult. Currently I’m toying with the idea of retrofitting it with a luxeon. Which would make the plastic housing really seriously Hot and probably completely fk everything without a adequate heatsink.