inicio sindicaci;ón

:: at my command unleash hell :: opps meant kittens, not hell ::

Archive for Toys

Palin for President

Get your free fuzzy thing here!

Wish List

Ladies, Gentlemen, now envisage the ultimate Celebrity Death Match .. no this doesn’t include Lindsay, Paris, Nicole or a sad scene kid, our fantasy combatants are …

*drumroll*

NB: Not safe for work.

1. Wilfred the passive aggressive bong smoking dog who thinks he’s human…

2. The Threatening Bears …

Who would triumph? ABC or SBS ratings? The novelty fabric section in Spotlight? How would Wilfred deal with the Kransky Sisters? Would the bears headbutt wussy Adam? Decide!

ERRATA: The Sideshow is going to be “rested” on the ABC until August, due to Doctor Who series three.

BUT

“The Runaway Bride” series opener has, wait for it - Catherine Tate in a special guest role. What a fucking liberty! Damn whats nicer on a Saturday winter evening? A entire box of assorted chocolates or a tray of tiramisu? Decisions, decisions. BTW - have a play with this. Guaranteed to scare most cats out of the house.

Radio City mate!

Figure 1. Love that streamlined retro stylin’

This is bike gadget is seriously Hot. I rediscovered it while cleaning out the shed last weekend. It’s actually designed to be a bicycle AM-FM radio, front light, small LCD clock with bonus sub-woofer speaker, headphone jack and stylish black carry strap. Now seriously, doesn’t this tidy unit lay waste on any fancypants MP3 player on the market?

Although I have to quietly admit, the doppler effect at speeds over 20kph makes listening to the footy slightly difficult. Currently I’m toying with the idea of retrofitting it with a luxeon. Which would make the plastic housing really seriously Hot and probably completely fk everything without a adequate heatsink.