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Quick Easy Cheap: You can only pick two

Image courtesy of Yehuda Moon and the Kickstand Cyclery

Today there’s yet another all singing all dancing article in todays Age stating how $60m allocated towards cycling in Sir Rod’s report is all wonderful and grand and we all should be happy tra la la la for the Joys of Segregated Cycling Facilities.

Read for yourself

Bicycle Victoria’s strategy aims to quadruple the number of cyclists commuting to work in the city. In March last year, bicycle traffic accounted for 7.9% of all vehicles entering the CBD (up from 3.9% in 2006). Some of Bicycle Victoria’s ideas are simple and inexpensive, such as painting the bicycle lane green, or placing a rubber strip or a vibrating line between the bicycle lane and the road. Others are more sophisticated and expensive, such as the route now in place in Swanston Street where concrete barriers and a row of parked cars stand between cyclists and the traffic. This has become known as the Copenhagen lane.

But there is no discussion about attitudinal change or awareness. The reality is that element maybe beyond the scope of Rods homework, but just how does someone starting out (either vehicle operator or cyclist) acquire the confidence or skills base to negotiate with other road traffic if they are instructed only by infrastructure to ignore each other?

Will every suburban street have nifty green lane markings or white lines or a physical barrier or a separate bicycle path network (a la Jetsons) that will allow cyclists to magically travel to where ever they like in Melbourne?

Will separate facilities also have a positive side effect of getting Neil Mitchell to STFU?

Although with a aging population and shrinking tax base I don’t think government will be seriously interested in that option for any longterm policies. All I want is some decent hot mix, not too crappy camber and other road users who are cognisant to the needs of fellow road users.

One more request: I want the WORLDS BEST PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM. For less than $18b Melbourne/Victoria could have that and more, also be future proofed against further oil shortages. Not really that much to ask.

I’ve done enough media monitoring on sustainable transport and cycling issues to perceive two major topics keep arising again and again. Go to google news now and you’ll probably easily find at least a dozen articles published within the last 24 hours.

For the general public & governments it is complex transport issues. For bicycle riders it’s dealing with hostile attitudes from both road users and ingrained ignorance from either road, government, media or legal authorities.

Perception is reality, and once all those potential newbies realise there’s a bit more to utility cycling than a frightened dash (to them) from home to the protection of a nice shared path for a certain length of their journey, then exiting from that infrastructure, another frightened dash to their destination & then repeating the process, then all this proposed stuff promised in the East West No Need Study is just further scribbling in the margins.

5 Comments »

  Ad verbatim wrote @ April 9th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Victoria is going nowhere fast.

The ALP is suffering from internal necrosis.

What do you seriously expect from a near vegetative State where bullies like Neil Mitchell, Andrew Bolt and Paul Mullet are gazed upon in admiration?

  Hilton Meyer wrote @ April 10th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Love the title, HEHEHE.
Also came across the joys of Mr Moon and his daily antics.
Brilliant comic.

  Helen wrote @ April 14th, 2008 at 7:58 am

Shorter Neil Mitchell:

How dare you discriminate against rich white guys and their single-occupied company cars!!

  anon wrote @ April 16th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

a word of caution in the application of the ‘direct action’ depicted in the first two comic strips above.

this morning as i was turning R out of the S end of Brunswick St into Victoria Pde, a …. motorist …. who’s just behind me in the traffic, decides to execute a lane change from centre to left lane, mid turn. I swerve to avoid collision. “That moon unit nearly collided with me”, I thought. “I’ll let him know.”

“Did that feel better? You nearly hit me.” was all I swear I said, through the open passenger side window. There was no-one else in the car. The music turned up to 11, combined with the driving ’style’
(and I use the term loosely) should have warned me.

“WHAT THE F$#$!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?” explodes moon unit. “COME HERE YOU F#$% C@#T!”

“Ruh roh”, I think to myself. And Moon reverses back from the lights at gisborne and victoria and attempts to ram me. follows me down gisborne and actually gets out of his car just before albert. runs after me but then goes back to his car and

chases me

into the city

down collins

u-turns on collins as I’m on the S footpath at this stage heading W again - and I u-turn again and lose him just near the Reserve Bank.

What. The. Fuck.

No, I didn’t get the rego. I was too busy trying not to die.

  cfsmtb wrote @ April 16th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

As I am sorry to hear of your incident, may I remind you that the cartoon IS A JOKE.

Got it?

A tip: don’t escalate situations with tools. It rarely works out and screaming at people screws the rest of your day. A zen like approach works just dandy for me & I do tend to attract cretins.

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