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Archive for September, 2007

OMGWTFBBQ!


Sword and sandal meets tooth and claw!

Currently warming up the laminator for some ‘promotional material’, so while I’m waiting for the red light to go green:

  • Adelaide puts in a bid to steal now completely rooted Melbourne Car Free Day. Can they please steal back the Grand Prix?
  • Sam Tyler dematerialises in the Tardis. For the slightly older crowd, you may remember him as the scouse from The Lakes
  • Rather visceral bicycle signage from Japan. WCC’s Facility of the Month is funnier, but far less threatening.
  • The second most wrong, bad link in the entire universe. I heard the very same lyrics when 6 years old. Now someones made them a visual reality.
  • The most wrong, bad link in the entire universe. NSFW! NSFW! That bloke in the suspensers and romantically posed with the Volvo had nothing on this.


Light’s finally gone green, time to commence laminating ….. oooo, before I forget, here’s a special little something guaranteed to have Tim Pallas & John Brumby breaking out in cold sweats and terrifying nightmares!

Hovis London Freewheel: The Day of the Bicycles!
London is buzzing today with the news that, for one remarkable day, many of the capital’s roads will be completely traffic-free and open only to cyclists.

On Sunday 23 September, London goes traffic-free

All Londoners – from mums on shoppers to old folks on rusty relics – will be coming from far and wide to ride down the city’s most famous roads, seeing sights like London Eye, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace and Tower Bridge.

Yep, a fun ‘Day of the Bicycles’ for London (pop. 7.5m)

Same boring shit for Melbourne (pop. 3.2 m)

Large cat, medium cat and growing kitten


Fig A: Tweaked up nipheads sleep off kitty crack session.

Righti-o, this blog is failing badly in recent feline coverage.

So here’s a quick fix + bonus wheel set in the background.

Who requires a hot water bottle when there’s a handy cat to keep your knees warm?

No doubt you’ve read this: Eastern suburbs cat high on cocaine

A cat in Sydney’s eastern suburbs was taken to a vet high on cocaine and benzodiazepines.

The eight-month-old Himalayan cat arrived at the Double Bay clinic on Monday morning with dilated pupils and a racing heart after being accidentally locked in a cupboard overnight, Fairfax newspapers reported.

Amusing? Certainly not in my books, it’s sickeningly cruel to the poor animal.

I’ll assure readers the only junk going down at Beer Can Hill is some discreet nepetalactone sniffing in the backyard while we’re out.

Honest.

Copping a right bollocking

As regular viewers may of noted by now, I’m rather over inane, uninformed naive bullcrap dished up as opinion about the semi-eternal bicycle vs. motorists debate.

So it is with great relish I read online that Paul Pottinger is receiving a right pasting for this bizarre little spleen venting exercise in todays Daily Terror. It’s rather dull copy that most people wouldn’t even give the dignity of wiping their derrieres with, even if it was presented to them in printed form.

Scores thus far (71 comments)

59: Get over yourself Pottinger.

9: Cyclists, yukky poo!

4: Foot in either camp

Thus also providing much needed evidence that if there is hope, it lies in the Proles. Possibly.

UPDATE: Online article has had todays comments removed, and is not linked from the “Have Your Say” section despite there being 71 comments. FYI – comments still can be found here. Oooooo, who’s a bad sport and had a tantie? Sooks!

It’s lovely day today in Melboring, and hopefully only two more sleeps until my new RED Met Inferno arrives. Happy days are here again!

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