Image pilfered from Agent Hambo.
Don’t know how the hell this news totally eluded me, Humphrey B Flaubert’s aka DC Root has got another band together! And they play country AND western! Oh it doth stir the cockles of my heart to know the dregs of TISM are still out there giving people the shits.
Attention ex TISM victims fans, this is a call to arms on behalf of bad taste and early middle age everywhere. Take back the inner burbs from creeping beige entropy, the blue blazer wearing corporate cockroachs and their brown-nosing office minions. I want to see massive daisy wheels of locked up bicycles outside every ROOT gig, even those outside the Melbourne metropolitan area. Especially Bendigo.
And now, a message from the Prime Minister
People of Australia, I urge you to stay away from this group that calls itself ROOT! Now I understand that the singer, yes, was once a member of my favourite band, Human Nature. So Janette and I rocked along to the recent “recital” expecting all the things we’ve come to love about the Nature: the stage diving, the nudity, the relentless 170BPM hardcore garage beats and freshly deposited stool left behind in the dressing room, but what do we get? A fcuking country band!
Huzzah! Huzzah!
