cfsmtb in low earth orbit
:: at my command unleash hell :: opps meant kittens, not hell ::
Fig A: Tweaked up nipheads sleep off kitty crack session.
Righti-o, this blog is failing badly in recent feline coverage.
So here’s a quick fix + bonus wheel set in the background.
Who requires a hot water bottle when there’s a handy cat to keep your knees warm?
No doubt you’ve read this: Eastern suburbs cat high on cocaine
A cat in Sydney’s eastern suburbs was taken to a vet high on cocaine and benzodiazepines.
The eight-month-old Himalayan cat arrived at the Double Bay clinic on Monday morning with dilated pupils and a racing heart after being accidentally locked in a cupboard overnight, Fairfax newspapers reported.
Amusing? Certainly not in my books, it’s sickeningly cruel to the poor animal.
I’ll assure readers the only junk going down at Beer Can Hill is some discreet nepetalactone sniffing in the backyard while we’re out.
Jeez! I only just read this. That’s terrible. The poor little squirt. As if getting locked in the cupboard wasn’t bad enough.
I thought it seemed slight odd to have ‘plates of cocaine which had been served at a dinner party two days earlier’. Firstly, I expect food when I go to someone’s house for dinner. Secondly, what exactly is a ‘plate of cocaine’? Is it a dinner plate heaped with cocaine? If so, how are any of the hosts/guests still alive? Thirdly, don’t these people clean their plates after using them? Even if (And I’m naive about such things) ‘cocaine plates’ aren’t just your standard plate, sticking them in the cupboard without cleaning them seems a bit minging. Is it like a teapot and tradition dictactes one doesn’t wash it out with anything other than a quick rinse? Let the flavour build up and all that? Fourthly (I’m stretching this now), it seems the cat’s keepers are irresponsible dicks who shouldn’t have a cat living with them in the first place. It’s only a shame they didn’t get their (Proverbial) balls hauled over the coals for it.
Oh, meant to mention, this put me in mind of those arseholes who think it’s hilarious to get their pets pished or stoned. God but I really want to slap such people.
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