Ladies, Gentlemen, now envisage the ultimate Celebrity Death Match .. no this doesn’t include Lindsay, Paris, Nicole or a sad scene kid, our fantasy combatants are …
*drumroll*
NB: Not safe for work.
1. Wilfred the passive aggressive bong smoking dog who thinks he’s human…
2. The Threatening Bears …
Who would triumph? ABC or SBS ratings? The novelty fabric section in Spotlight? How would Wilfred deal with the Kransky Sisters? Would the bears headbutt wussy Adam? Decide!
ERRATA: The Sideshow is going to be “rested” on the ABC until August, due to Doctor Who series three.
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“The Runaway Bride” series opener has, wait for it - Catherine Tate in a special guest role. What a fucking liberty! Damn whats nicer on a Saturday winter evening? A entire box of assorted chocolates or a tray of tiramisu? Decisions, decisions. BTW - have a play with this. Guaranteed to scare most cats out of the house.
